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## 🍽️ **“The Seven Sinful Bites” – Lunchtime Indulgence Menu** --- ### 1. **🔥 Wrath Platter – “The Fury Feast”** **Theme:** Chaotic, intense, spicy, and red-hot—like anger on a plate. **Presentation:** A jagged black platter with splattered sauces mimicking blood spatters, red smoke curling from dry ice beneath. **Main:** - Volcano buffalo chicken sandwich with ghost pepper aioli and crisp fried jalapeños - Side of “blood fries” tossed in hot chili oil and smoked paprika - Mini roasted pepper salad with crimson vinaigrette **Dessert:** - Chili chocolate lava cake with a candied pepper shard **Drink:** - Spiced hibiscus and cayenne lemonade **Alternatives:** - *Vegan:* BBQ jackfruit sandwich - *Gluten-Free:* GF bun and baked sweet potato fries - *Sugar-Free:* Stevia-sweetened lava cake --- ### **💋 Lust Platter – “Temptation on a Tray”** **Theme:** Unapologetic indulgence. Rich textures, aphrodisiacs, drizzles, and drips. Intense flavor pairings. Designed to be eaten with your hands, dripping down your fingers. **Presentation:** A black velvet-lined tray shaped like parted lips. Fog from dry ice curls up as the platter arrives, and rose-scented mist lingers in the air. Served with red napkins folded like lingerie. **Main:** - **Seared fig and prosciutto flatbread**, draped in arugula and drizzled with honey and balsamic reduction, cut unevenly to be shared... or not. - **Oyster shooters** with spicy mango-lime granita, served in test tubes (edited)
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nestled in crushed ice. - **Charred chili-glazed eggplant skewers**, sticky, smoky, and just a little messy. **Side:** - **Pomegranate molasses-dressed mixed greens** with strawberries, roasted pistachios, and edible rose petals. **Dessert:** - **Chocolate-covered strawberries with edible gold **Drink:** - **“Heat of the Moment”** –A pink lemonade and rum cocktail served in a martini glass rimmed with pink salt and edible roses. *(Non-alcoholic version available without the rum)* **Alternatives:** - *Vegan:* - Flatbread with caramelized onions, vegan chèvre, and figs - Mushroom “oyster” shooters with chili-lime granita - Aquafaba dark chocolate mousse with coconut cream - *Gluten-Free:* - GF flatbread - *Sugar-Free:* - dark, sugar free chocolate --- ### 3. **💰 Greed Platter – “Gold Digger’s Lunch”** **Theme:** Opulent, luxurious ingredients and expensive touches **Presentation:** A mirrored tray with edible gold, velvet napkin, and black marble underplates. **Main:** - Mini wagyu beef sliders with truffle aioli and microgreens - Side of parmesan-gilded truffle fries - Caviar-topped deviled quail eggs **Dessert:** - Gold-dusted macarons filled with champagne cream **Drink:** - Elderflower and white grape spritzer in a gold-rimmed glass **Alternatives:** - *Vegan:* Black garlic mushroom sliders, cashew cream deviled tofu - *Gluten-Free:* GF buns, almond flour macarons - *Sugar-Free:* Monk fruit champagne cream --- ### 4. **😴 Sloth Platter – “The Lazy Indulgence”** **Theme:** Overly greasy, satisfying comfort food that makes you want to nap **Presentation:** Served in a paper-lined tray like a lazy Sunday takeaway, with napkin tucked in. **Main:** - Triple grilled cheese melt with gooey cheddar, mozzarella, and gouda - Side of loaded waffle fries with bacon, sour cream, and chives - Mini side of mac & cheese with breadcrumb
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crust **Dessert:** - Warm cinnamon doughnut bites **Drink:** - Classic chocolate milkshake **Alternatives:** - *Vegan:* Vegan cheese melt, dairy-free shake - *Gluten-Free:* GF bread and fries - *Sugar-Free:* Stevia-sweetened shake and doughnuts --- ### 5. **😈 Envy Platter – “The Green-Eyed Bite”** **Theme:** Vibrant green foods with a fresh, almost-too-perfect feel. **Presentation:** Green-tinted glass plate with an edible envy quote printed on a rice paper scroll. **Main:** - Matcha soba noodle salad with avocado, cucumber ribbons, and sesame-ginger dressing - Side of wasabi edamame - Mini spinach tart **Dessert:** - Lime basil sorbet with green apple foam **Drink:** - Sparkling cucumber-lime water **Alternatives:** - *Vegan:* All default vegan - *Gluten-Free:* Rice noodles, almond tart crust - *Sugar-Free:* Sorbet sweetened with erythritol --- ### 6. **👑 Pride Platter – “The Regal Spread”** **Theme:** Elevated presentation, sophisticated and self-important plating **Presentation:** White porcelain plate with gold trim, each item placed with tweezers-like precision. **Main:** - Roasted beet and goat cheese napoleon with edible flowers - Side of wild mushroom risotto - Charred broccolini with lemon zest **Dessert:** - Blackberry panna cotta crowned with spun sugar **Drink:** - Lavender lemonade in a crystal coupe **Alternatives:** - *Vegan:* Cashew chèvre, oat milk panna cotta - *Gluten-Free:* Risotto and GF panna cotta - *Sugar-Free:* Monk fruit-sweetened lemonade --- ## 🍽️ **Gluttony Sampler – “The Bottomless Feast”** **Theme:** A *comically indulgent* mash-up of all six sins. Overflowing, chaotic, irresistible. **Presentation:** A large tiered serving tower made to look like a cracked cauldron spilling over with food. Decorated with mini signs that say things like “Just One More Bite…” and “Sin
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Responsibly.” **Selections:** - A mini slider from Greed - A spicy chicken bite from Wrath - A chocolate-dipped strawberry from Lust - A grilled cheese triangle from Sloth - A cucumber-lime shot from Envy - A beet goat cheese canapé from Pride **Dessert Medley:** - A cinnamon doughnut bite, gold macaron, and molten chili truffle **Drink:** - “Sin Punch” – a deep red fruit punch blend with optional chili and gold flakes **Alternatives:** - *Vegan:* Entire sampler available with swaps - *Gluten-Free:* GF bread and crusts - *Sugar-Free:* Monk fruit and stevia used throughout
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/23/2025 17:47
*dressing in a sexy devil costume for the theme, and making the resteraunt look like hell*
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Trinity BOT 04/23/2025 17:51
*coming in with Sorin*
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*coming in with Elias, Elijah, and the girls* (edited)
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*coming in with Liora and Kaelis*
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 17:51
*coming in with Coryn*
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*Walking hand in hand with Val*
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Alfira BOT 04/23/2025 17:55
*walking in with Juno, Faith, and Seb*
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 17:57
Sweetheart, are you sure about this? I know how scared you are of everyone around here...Just because I like going out doesn't mean you have to....*sitting down with him*
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*looking at the menu* Daddy, look! Milkshake!
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*looks at Elijah* You okay? You're quiet....
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Sebastian BOT 04/23/2025 18:03
You can have the milkshake.
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Elijah BOT 04/23/2025 18:03
Yep. Doing fine.
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Don't be silly! it could be wonderful (edited)
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If you say so, Love. There are kids your age here. Why don't you say "hi"?
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Roxanne BOT 04/23/2025 18:07
Mom, he's 14. That girl *points to Juno* is 10, and the other is clearly 5.
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4 year gap ain't shit
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Mom! Language!
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 18:07
Oh alright....*kisses his cheek* Cutie
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*bouncing up and down*
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Can I get Wrath?!
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Alfira BOT 04/23/2025 18:07
*alarmed she wants the gory one*.....uhhhhmmmm
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Trinity BOT 04/23/2025 18:10
*shyly circling the lust one and handing it to Sepher, blushing*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/23/2025 18:10
*chuckles softly and takes it*
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*just waiting for Elias to pick for her and the girls*...Anyway, Come on, Elijah, you need friends....
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Elijah BOT 04/23/2025 18:12
Mommm i'll make friends when i'm ready to. or when someone wants to first. either or. i'm fine. can you leave it be?
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*orders an extra large version of the sample for the whole table*
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 18:17
Think I'll go Wrath, but make the blood real, yknow? What about you, Coryn?
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Envy, please
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Milkshake!
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Yeah, and grilled cheese!
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I guess I'll do sloth too because Mommy seemed startled when I picked the Wrath one....
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Kaelis BOT 04/23/2025 18:17
I'mma just pick off the sampler too.
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How about.. Lust~? *He said. giving her a flirtatious look and then chuckled*
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 18:19
*blushes* Darling, I'm trying to eat, not make a baby on the dining table! *chuckles*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/23/2025 18:23
*tsking all the orders and looking around for anyone else*
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Trinity BOT 04/23/2025 18:24
Valentina, Dear, please calm yourself....
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/23/2025 18:44
*now serving everyone*
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 18:51
*gasp* That reminds me! Coryn, Darling, I contacted Axel about the venue. You did want that druid grove?
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Oh marvelous! Yes indeed!
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 18:55
Perfect. You have any family that we can invite?
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Well. I have three sisters....
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 18:59
*gasps* I didn't know you had sisters! Are they nice? Pretty? *squeals in excitement* Makeovers!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm not sure how they are nowadays. We haven't contacted eachother in ages.
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 19:00
*shakes her head* No no, that simply won't do. After lunch, we're meeting them. No objections
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Trinity BOT 04/23/2025 19:04
At least he has sisters that care....maybe...I don't know his life....Erica is too self-obsessed and Lauren didn't care at all I was worried about her....
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If you insist my dearest
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 19:13
Of course I insist! I may not be close with most of my family, but that's because I have way too many siblings! More than I can count on my own two hands.....And besides, a marriage is a union of families, you know parts of mine, but I know nothing of yours....
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Fair enough.
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 19:48
Good. *puts a chocolate strawberry in his mouth and gets up* Now. Go get ready. I'll do the same, hm?
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Alright. *Heads out*
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Valentina BOT 04/23/2025 19:50
*heads out as well*
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Narrator BOT 04/23/2025 19:50
Everyone else disperses
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